This video demonstrates a few examples of how powerful a woman can be. Ladies realize the powerful gifts you possess from being a woman. I mentioned the plural word, gifts. One of the many powers women possess that men love and hate at the same time is the power of seduction and persuasion. Julius Ceasar one of the greatest conquerors ever lived was seduced by a woman, Cleo Patra. The admirable biblical character King David of Isreal failed to go to battle, because he was seduced by a woman and committed the terrible sin of adultery. What can I say? Women are good at bringing the best and the worst out of people. Out of the many powerful gifts every woman is born with is feminine intuition. Haha, it's what men don't possess and they will never be able to attain it! To be continued................

I would like to take this oppurtunity to thank all the families who have leagally adopted orphan girls. These families have made a difference in the world by taking the orphan girls out of the environment that they were in where they don't have a bright future for a good education and healthcare and then, placing them into a loving home and providing them with adequate care and attention.

"A woman is like a tea bag-only in hot water do you realize how strong she is."

Let's celebrate being a woman! Whoohoo!!!!!!!! Yeeehaw!!!

A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult me.
-Frederick Douglass


If you or someone you know who is in an abusive relationship please advise them stay at a battered women's shelter and seek for help through battered women's organizations such as:

Provideds services to battered women in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.
http://www.bwss.org/

Services victims of domestic violence in rural communities-U.S.A. http://www.abusedadultresourcecenter.com/programs.htm

Provides fee, easy-to-understand legal information and resources. http://www.womenslaw.org/

24 Hour Hotline, Shelter, Therapy and Legal Services.  http://www.snbw.org/

Free transitional support services to help victims live independently. http://www.freshstartofindiana.org/





This is a helpful link for abused women to live an independent life. This link has; Online School, High School Diploma Online, College Loan etc.  http://www.silenttearsonline.com/

You can also be kind by making a donation to help end violence against women. Here are some reputable sites:
http://www.dvsolutions.org/
http://www.familyplace.org/home.html
http://www.hawc.org/site/PageServer?pagename=splash

If you love to dance, bring your dancing shoes and come with me!

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball.

The game of choice for frontline workers is football.

The game of choice for middle management is tennis.

The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf.

Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are.


A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride.
 
He said, "Here, put these on."
 
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your trousers." she said.
 
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family."
 
With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
 
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.
 
"Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!"
 
She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."


I'm going 2 go down on u & make u extremely happy then I'm going 2 come back up & F#### you really good.

Sincerely,
Your Local Gas Station.






1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em next time" would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in ale or lager.

3. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day too.

5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

6. Garbage would take itself out.

7. Regis and Kathie Lee would be chained to a cement mixer and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

8. The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".

9. Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer-biceps".

10. Tanks would be far easier to rent.

11. Two words..."Ally McNaked".

12. When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop: "You know how fast you were going?" You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place." Cop: "Nice one, That's $10.00 off".

13. People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

14. Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.

15. Every man would get four, real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

16. Telephones would cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

17. It would perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

18. Instead of a fancy, expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said "You're #1!".

19. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

20. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed as an acceptable response to "I love you".

21. The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

22. "Sorry I'm late, but I got wasted last night", would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

23. At the end of the workday a whistle would blow and you would jump out of your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

24. Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

25. Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy

One is to take her shopping.

The rest is 69.


Okay, if you're still not even chuckling yet you might need some antidepressants.



A man walks into a bar next to an extremely hot girl and immediately looks at his watch.
She says, ''Is your date late or something''
He says, ''No I just got this magic watch''.
"What does your watch do that is so amazing?" asked the lady.
"It tells me what is happening."
"What does it say now asked the lady."
"It says you're not wearing panties."
"Well your watch is wrong, I do have panties on."
"Sorry, my watch is one hour fast."
 
Three women are discussing their teenage daughters.

The first declares: "I was so shocked last week. I was tidying my daughter's room and I found a packet of cigarettes under her pillow. I didn't even know that she smoked!"

"It gets worse than that," says the second mother. "I was tidying my daughter's room last week and I found a bottle of vodka under her bed. I didn't even know that she drank!"

"Oh, it gets even worse than that," says the third mother. "I was tidying my daughter's room last week and you'll never guess what I found in her bedside cabinet: a packet of condoms!"

I didn't even know that she had a penis!


Okay, if you still haven't cracked a smile yet then you're hopeless.

The United Nations Millennium Declaration, signed in September 2000, commits the states to:

   1. Eradicate extreme poverty and hunger
        
          * Reduce by half the proportion of people living on less than one U.S. dollar a day.
         
          * Reduce by half the proportion of people who suffer from hunger.
         
          * Increase the amount of food for those who suffer from hunger.


   2. Achieve universal primary education
        
          * Ensure that all boys and girls complete a full course of primary schooling.
         
          * Increased enrollment must be accompanied by efforts to ensure that all children                      remain in school and receive a high-quality education


   3. Promote gender equality and empower women
       
          * Eliminate gender disparity in primary and secondary education preferably by 2005,                  and at all levels by 2015.


   4. Reduce child mortality
         
         * Reduce the mortality rate among children under five by two thirds.

   5. Improve maternal health
         
          * Reduce by three quarters the maternal mortality ratio.
  
   6. Combat HIV/AIDS, malaria, and other diseases
         
          * Halt and begin to reverse the spread of HIV/AIDS.
       
          * Halt and begin to reverse the incidence of malaria and other major diseases.
  

   7. Ensure environmental sustainability

          * Integrate the principles of sustainable development into country policies and                              programmes; reverse loss of environmental resources.

          * Reduce by half the proportion of people without sustainable access to safe drinking                  water (for more information see the entry on water supply).

          * Achieve significant improvement in lives of at least 100 million slum dwellers, by                     2020.

   8. Develop a global partnership for development

          * Develop further an open trading and financial system that is rule-based, predictable                 and non-discriminatory. Includes a commitment to good governance, development                 and poverty reduction—nationally and internationally.

          * Address the least developed countries’ special needs. This includes tariff- and                         quota-free access for their exports; enhanced debt relief for heavily indebted poor                     countries; cancellation of official bilateral debt; and more generous official                                 development assistance for countries committed to poverty reduction.

          * Address the special needs of landlocked and small island developing States.

          * Deal comprehensively with developing countries' debt problems through national and              international measures to make debt sustainable in the long term.

          * In cooperation with the developing countries, develop decent and productive work for              youth.

          * In cooperation with pharmaceutical companies, provide access to affordable                              essential drugs in developing countries.

          * In cooperation with the private sector, make available the benefits of new                                  technologies—especially information and communications technologies.


Achieving the Millennium Development Goals

The Millennium Villages project of Millennium Promise offers a collaborative initiative to meet the Millennium Development Goals. The organization's mission is to start extreme poverty by 2025.

The United Nations Millennium Campaign supports citizens' efforts to hold governments accountable for the achievement of the Millennium Development Goals.

United States leadership

As the largest national economy in the world, the United States' leadership and commitment is seen as vital in addressing world poverty and in implementing the Millennium Development Goals.

Although the US has declared its commitment to the goals, an August 2005 press briefing stated that the US would avoid using the term "Millennium Development Goals" in official statements, preferring to describe these as the "goals in the Millennium Declaration. Nevertheless, just a few weeks later, a reporter at another press briefing noted an apparent about-face on the terminology issue.

When things get too serious and then, depressing, sometimes we have to try to laugh or make a joke of it just to get throught the day. Chin up :)


Got Carrots?   Do you know of a third world country in need of carrots?